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I know that I have been talking to a lot of you about my roommates and since there are so many of them and a lot of you are confused about who is who, I decided to clarify.  It only took me about two weeks to figure it all out, and some of my friends still cannot name everyone if they are put on the spot. When Romina and I first moved in here we gave them all nicknames so that we could talk about them in code but I am going to tell you them all now and since they will most likely read this we are going to have to come up with new nicknames (sorry Romina). Here goes:

Name: Romina
Alias: Bitch Romins
Description: The only girl that I live with. Easy.  She loves Jersey Shore, dancing and nutella and is rarely on time for anything.








Name: Fabio
Alias: Fabio
Description: Fabio is always in "delirium".  I am still trying to figure out what that means but he uses it for everything.  Fabio enjoys drinking and watching the film "Tre Metri Sopra il Cielo" with me and my girlfriends. He also loves polo shirts and chat roulette.








Name: Alessandro
Alias: Panna
Description: Panna is Alessandro's last name.  He takes care of the bills so he always gets our money.  He also enjoys feeding me random food that sometimes contains meat. Cool.  One of his favorite hobbies to to swear under his breath and most of the time he looks like he just rolled out of bed.






Name: Enrico
Alias: Dino
Description: I have no idea where this nickname came from, but it stuck.  All of my other roommates call him Mariuci, which is his last name.  Enrico loves going to McDonalds at midnight and is rarely seen doing things by himself.  He is also always concerned with his hair, which always looks fine.






Name: Enrico
Alias: Sweater
Description: Again, I have no idea where this nickname came from. I have never seen Enrico do anything but smile.  He also enjoys making fun of Romina any chance that he can get. 






Name: Augusto
Alias: Principessa
Description: Augusto is our little baby of the house. Aka our princess. He is in his last year of high school and is by far the loudest person I have ever lived with.  But somehow, I love it. I always know when he is home because he enters the house screaming "BITCH ROMINS!" or "bibibibibi".  He also shares Fabio's love for chat roulette.




Name: Rodolfo
Alias: Rudolph
Description: Rudolph just sounds like Rodolfo so it stuck. Rodolfo is not around as much as the others mainly because he is always at the gym.  Because he frequents the gym so often, he enjoys walking around our apartment without his shirt.






Name: Stefano
Alias: Seduction
Description: Stefano was given this name because of his voice. According to Romina and I, it is one of the best voices that we have ever heard.  Congrats Stefano. He can frequently be seen leaving our apartment to go the the gym with his best friend Rodolfo.





Name: Max
Alias: Ferret Man
Description: Max has a ferret. Hence, ferret man. He is my only roommate who is from Bologna.  He is the oldest of all of us. Max is rarely seen, but when he is, Samantha (his ferret) is not far behind.  He loves to walk by the door to my room and shout "CIAO RAGAZZE!" to Romina and me.  This is the extent of our communication since he is working most of the time or hanging out in his room.


Hope this clarifies things for everyone back home.  Please refer back to this when needed.


Baci xx